NEW_HIRE.XLS

a sacrifice corporat generator for CORP BORG
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employee_resume SOFT SKILLS ± 0 HARD SKILLS ± 0 FLEXIBILITY ± 0 INTEGRITY ± 0 KNOWLEDGE 2 HP 4 / 4 UNDOS 3 (d4 + 1) $AVINGS 40 ¤
welcome to the company dantel!
You are Dantel.
You barely survived traumatic relationship, but do not worry - it will get much worse!
You are here because you made a grave mistake and you want to lose yourself in your work and go numb. Not that it matters.
Your current issue is poor work-life balance, which is getting closer to a work-death balance. Are you feeling stressed over this? You most likely breakout in extreme rashes.
you are a controller! You've always had an eye for details. You can spot bugs, glitches, and inconsistencies quickly and reliably. It's ironic that you didn't see the truth until now. Now your job is to protect, not the quality of the product, but the frail existence of your coworker's life. Instant Insights:
Once per day, spend one round in a fight to analyze your opponent and find their weakness. Your next attack will deal double damage. Outside of a fight, you can examine a situation and discover a perfect solution (e.g. a way to escape a trap, a weakness in the code, etc.). Costs 1 Undo.
Once a day, you can bend reality. Test Knowledge DR10 to gain a chosen advantage:
  1. False Negative. Your or others’ defects are omitted. Negate all harmful effects (bleed, poison etc.) and heal d4 HP.
  2. False Positive. Make yourself or others look powerful. Lower all your target’s DR by 2 for d4 hours.
  3. Critical Error. Detonate a fatal flaw in reality. Deal d6 damage to everyone in a 15 meters radius. Random objects might be spawned.
  4. Leakage. Open the bridge between realities where the line is thinnest. Everyone is transported to the Mundane for d4 rounds.
  5. Bugs. When accessing a computer or server, materialize hidden bugs in the code. They’ll attack one target for d4 damage/d4 rounds and then fade in a hallucinogenic mist.
  6. Cleansing Ritual. Heal (if successful) or damage (if failed) everyone in proximity for a d6 HP. Can’t move or perform any other actions during the ritual.
your welcome pack is here!
  • Scissors , d4
  • Linen Suit,-d2 damage
  • Handbag/laptop Bag , 4 items
  • Disposable electronic key-hacker; d3 uses (open electronic doors)
  • A note with your name written in blood